BTW, I'll just tell you about this weekend. I went to west Oakland to shop some foreclosure rental props (3/1 duplex is ~$140k, rents ~$1200 each). This is my first venture into becoming a slumlord exploiter of the poor. I couch-surfed on my fellow slumlord's couch. But since he's poor too (over leveraged) he's had to take in a hippy roommate. And this is how I got to witness the hippy courtship ritual.
Man, these young hippy chicks are smoking hot.
Must be all the organic stir fry w amino acids ("it's like soy sauce, w/o the bad stuff!"). Anyway, the roommate gives her some rolling papers and stir-fry and later that night... stoned hippy lovemaking.
whee.
I tried to shove my stroopwaffles (google it) down her throat, but like a good courtee she declined.
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