Brandon Lee Can Recognize You

NPR says crows can remember human faces and tell other crows whether you're cool (feed it) or a dick (capture and tag crows).

They further say that even though crows can distinguish between and remember individual humans, humans can not do the same for crows.

Humans are "crow-ist" that way and think all crows "look the same."

Since I'm 1/4 crow (from my crow-mama's side), I can tell the difference. And of course, I'm deeply offended that y'all can not.