It is now the official policy of the Danish government to encourage their citizens to wear a fucking helmet on their head all day long. Technically, they're encouraging all pedestrians to wear a helmet. But if you want to get technical, you're a pedestrian anytime you're in public and not on motorized transportation. Shit, they suggest that bicyclists just keep their helmet on all day long.
This has the added benefit of discouraging discrimination against retards. Here in good ol' U.S. of A., when we see adults walking about with helmets, we think they suffer from so serious a cognitive impairment that they can not focus on both avoiding hitting a tree branch and a car at the same time. And that's racist, obviously. Or retardist.
I'll suggest a more positive billboard sign to you guys....
"The best Danish is a Cheese Danish!"
