
Look at that beauty right there. If I told you it was vacant, you'd probably laugh; the baby practically rents itself! But I learned an important lesson recently: apartments can't rent themselves out, only people can. And I'm all about people power. So this is where you come in.
This is our current Craiglist ad for the unit. It lacks a little je na se quois, which is French for "paying tenants." Your job is to post an ad on Craigslist that results in a tenant signing a lease.
Craigslist allows 4 pics per ad, so take your pick from any of these 24.
Here are facts you must include in the ad:
- 4 bedroom / 2 bath
- Rent is $1495/month
- Recently remodeled
- Move in by 11/15 and get $750 cash back
- Section 8 welcome
- Cats allowed with pet deposit
You can say whatever you want about the rest. Sunny, spacious, great light, next to a vacant lot and liquor store, whatever. Don't say any shit that'll get me in trouble or booted from Craigslist. If it's not safe for work, it's not safe for this ad.
Email me your ad (in Word format preferably, along with the four pics you've chosen (feel free to edit and crop) and we'll post it. If the tenant comes from your ad, $150 is coming your way!)
PS. +EV means positive expected value. As in, your time investment to make this ad has +EV.